Do you ever have those moments where you read fanfiction
And you’re just like
No
Okay the other day I read the phrase “his rampant erection”
and I just had this terrifying image of a hard penis just detaching itself and running around trashing the room and breaking things
and people screaming “OH GOD, SOMEONE STOP THAT ERECTION, IT’S RUNNING RAMPANT!”
Well this post just got a million times better
(via theres-a-human)
